Friday June 13 9:21 PM
Back by popular demand, I'll examine the keywords that brought you to my site. Sometimes funny, sometimes appropriate, and sometimes poetic, your keywords should be on the New York Times bestseller list. Google Analytics does a great job of telling you the keywords people used to find your site. Sometimes I wish it would tell me what people were thinking when they typed them.

steampunk graphic design
This one's easy. I try to incorporate elements of Steampunk in my design and writing whenever I can.

ckm magazyn
JA nie jestem pewnien jak wy kierowaliście (dawał sobie radę z) pisać na maszynie co (żeby; który) do *Google* i otrzymują (dostawać; rozumieć) tutaj. JA jestem dość pewnne JA nigdy użył co (żeby; który) kombinacja listów (litera) przed (zanim). Chociaż teraz JA ma, jestem przesądzany do setek Polskich mówców zdumiewający gdzie ich magazyn (czasopismo) piersi jest.

I'm not sure how you managed to type that into Google and get here. I'm pretty sure I've never used that combination of letters before. Although now that I have, I'm doomed to troves of Polish speakers wondering where their online booby magazine is.

Klingon generator
I don't think that this technology should ever reach the masses. What would we do with all the Klingons we generated?

300 dpi screen savers
I hate to be the one to tell you, but graphics at screen resolution are only 72 dpi regardless of the number of pixels your monitor actually has. If you have a 300 dpi monitor then this search wouldn't know what resolution your monitor is and wouldn't find you what you want.

As it turns out, I love to be the one to tell you.

Here's the difference: dpi stands for dots per inch, which is a physical measurement used in printing. There are a certain number of dots you can print in an inch, and the more you have the sharper the image--but only up to the physical limitations of the printing process and the paper you use.

But you also have to have a measurement of how many inches the image is wide and high to know how many actual pixels wide and high the image is to know how big it will be in a computer. Since monitors can have many pixels per inch, that just means that the actual image will appear three times smaller if you have a 300 dpi monitor as opposed to a 100 dpi monitor. But screen graphics (and screen savers) are always 72 dpi, regardless of how many pixels wide and high they are. Also, monitors shouldn't use dpi, they should use ppi (pixels per inch) since they don't really have dots so much as pixels. Unfortunately, dpi and ppi are functionally interchangeable which leads to the confusion over what 72 dpi really means.

So why 72 and not 100? Time for a history lesson. A 'point' is the smallest unit of measurement used by printers through the ages, recently standardized by desktop publishing at 72 'points' per inch. 12 point text means text that prints at .166 inches high (12 / 72). 72 point text would print at an inch high. When pixels came on the scene, they used the same scale since a pixel is the smallest unit of measurement on a monitor.

For example, to print an image at 300 dpi that will be one inch wide, the image needs to be 300 pixels wide. This is the same thing as saying the image is 300 pixels wide at 72 dpi. Dots per inch is a meaningless measurement without knowing how many inches you're talking about. That image will appear to be one inch wide on a 300 dpi monitor, and three inches wide on a 100 dpi monitor. But the image itself is still only 300 pixels wide.

What you need to search for is '1600x1200 screen savers' or whatever resolution your monitor is.

3232 sex
I don't know if I want to know what else you turned up with that query.

3232 sreem
Is my blog full of typos that nobody tells me aboot?

birthday card design pig
I'll design your birthday card, but please refrain from the name calling.

blog for people that like graphic design
I will. I will also blog for freedom, and for peace.

cool home page design
Thanks, man. I appreciate it. How many thousands of results did you have to wade through before you finally made it here?

feeding people logos
Web design alone can't solve world hunger. But maybe branding can.

Tell me, what does a logo taste like?